5 amazing ways to make sure your resolutions FAILS
I get it, a new identity can be tough. What if you actually become the person that you've been dreaming about.
That might be stressful. It would take so much work to maintain. What if you couldn't maintain it? What would people think of you..?
What about the food, the alcohol that you're going to miss out on? Those precious flavorsome morsels... Is life really worth living without indulging?
Best to set your resolution up to fail early, that way you can feel like you tried to change something without actually having to deal with getting the results.
That keeps you comfortable, and safe.
Here's how you do it:
Change everything all at once. Your diet, your workouts, your cardio, your stretching, the time you wake up. Change it all up at once so you can guarantee yourself that you'll fail simply because you're stacking too many vulnerable habits on top of each other.
Just wing it. Plans are for losers, you don't need one. You'll just adjust things as you go, so you can guarantee that you'll put in the effort but never see any real progress.
You don't need any help. Go at it alone. You're better off by yourself anyway, because someone else might hold you accountable when you're wanting to slip and give up.
It's never your fault. It's your job, your spouse, your kids, the weather. There's always something trying to stop you from achieving your goals. So let them stop you. It's easier that way.
It's all or nothing. There's no point in partially dieting for a day, or even a week. Once you fall off the wagon once, you need to wait until Monday again before getting started again. That'll ensure you never reach your goals.
See, it's easy to stay the same and convince yourself you're actually trying to achieve your goals. Just follow the plans above!
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